So what?!

Prom was nearly two years ago now and you think I need to talk about it? I think there were several events that should have clued you into the fact that I didn't need you to have fun. I mean, come on! I went with one of my best girlfriends (win), and spent the whole night with a bunch of other girls who are totally awesome (like me) and weren't asked to prom because guys are lame (like you). Am I bitter? I know I sound it, but no. I'm not. I am more than happy to defend you to my parents and sisters, but I will not defend you to me. Mostly because I have wonderful memories of prom, and I can't deny that most of those moments were due to the fact that I was bitter and therefore determined to have ridiculous amounts of fun. Totally worked, by the way. After all, what is more fun than singing Pink's 'So What' at the guy who refused to ask you to the dance?